June 17, 2006
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Here is a collection TV & Radio double entendre gaffes On Air here in the UK.
A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to snow but didn’t do so, turned to the weatherman and asked, “So, Bob, where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?”
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but most of the crew did as well, because they couldn’t stop laughing.
US PGA commentator:- “One of the reasons Arnie is playing so well is that , before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them…………….omigod !!……….. What did I just say ?”
Metro Radio – “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks out there on the field !”
Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 – “Ah! Isn’t that nice ! The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew !”
Michael Burke on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1′s UK eclipse coverage remarked – “They look cold out there- they’re rubbing each other up - and he’s come in his shorts !”
Jack Burnickle was talking aabout Colin Edwards’ tyre choice on World Superbike racing: “Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wishes he had a hard on now !”
Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: “She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night “
New Zealand rugby commentator : “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.
Willie Carson was telling Clare Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said “They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions.”
The new stand a t Doncaster racecourse took Brough Scott’s breath away: “My word,” he said, “Look at that magnificent erection !”
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix asked: “What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello ?”
Clair Fisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said, “There’s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this !”
Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddy Fanny Sunneson lining up shots at the Scottish Open: “Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks heprefers to do it by himself.”
“Winning Post’s” Stuart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy’s formidable lead: “Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees !”
Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: Well, Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg !”
Comments (2)
Those are way too funny
Thanks for the laugh. 
ahhahahahaw