Nobody believes Senior Citizens of course. They regard them as senile.
An elderly couple, celebrating their 60th anniversary and having moved to their home town after they retired, decided to visit the school where they had been childhood sweethearts.
The school was open when they got there, and they even found the desk where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally !
On their way home, a security van passed them and a large bag flew out and landed at their feet.
When they examined it, they found it contained thousands of pounds in used ten pound notes.
“We’ll have to hand this in to the police,” said Andy.
“Finders keepers !” said Sally, and when they got home she stuffed the bag in the loft.
Next day, two CID officers toured the area making door-to-door enquiries, and when they got to Andy and Sally’s house, Andy came straight out with it. “We’ve got the bag of money up in the loft,” he blurted out.
Sally then piped up “Don’t believe him- he’s getting senile. He’s imagining things.”
Andy protested “No I’m not- the bag of money is up in our loft like I said.”
One of the CID men turned to Andy and said, “Right then sir, just tell us what happened right from the beginning.”
Andy began, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday…….”
Whereupon the CID man turned to his colleague and said “Come on Fred- we’re outta here !”
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